Melis Amber

lover of the semicolon; still not sure I'm doing it right.

I've often wondered if I should get into the joke writing business, but I think I'd be in debt before I get a laugh.

Millennial Writing
Went to private university

Defaulting Student loans

I'd eat Avocado toast But avocados don't grow on trees.

Wait.

After I hit 31, I realized I'll be 40 before I know it. That's when I started exercising and mainly living off vegetables.

I can't kick the sugar, though.

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