Melis Amber

lover of the semicolon; still not sure I'm doing it right.

Oh hi! You scrolled down.

I've often wondered if I should get into the joke writing business, but I think I'd be in debt before I get a laugh. 

Millennial  Writing 
Went to private university 

 Defaulting   Student loans

I'd eat    Avocado toast   But avocados don't grown on trees.  

Wait.

I teach English online
to pay the bills. 

It doesn't work. 

After I hit 31, I realized I'll be 40 before I know it. That's when I started exercising and mainly living off vegetables.

I can't kick the sugar, though

Clients &

Collaborations

maybe some day

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