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Melis Amber

lover of the semicolon; still not sure I'm doing it right.

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I've often wondered if I should get into the joke writing business, but I think I'd be in debt before I get a laugh. 

Millennial  Writing 
Went to private university 

 Defaulting   Student loans

I'd eat    Avocado toast   But avocados don't grow on trees.  

Wait.

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I teach English and writing online to pay the bills. 
It doesn't work. 

After I hit 31, I realized I'll be 40 before I know it. That's when I started exercising and mainly living off vegetables.

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I can't kick the sugar, though. 

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