Melis Amber
lover of the semicolon; still not sure I'm doing it right.
Oh hi! You scrolled down.
I've often wondered if I should get into the joke writing business, but I think I'd be in debt before I get a laugh.
Millennial Writing
Went to private university
Defaulting Student loans
I'd eat Avocado toast But avocados don't grown on trees.
Wait.
I teach English online
to pay the bills.
It doesn't work.
After I hit 31, I realized I'll be 40 before I know it. That's when I started exercising and mainly living off vegetables.
I can't kick the sugar, though.
Clients &
Collaborations
maybe some day
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